hi im david & i post way too much (function() { var ga = document.createElement('script'); ga.type = 'text/javascript'; ga.async = true; ga.src = ('https:' == document.location.protocol ? 'https://ssl' : 'http://www') + '.google-analytics.com/ga.js'; var s = document.getElementsByTagName('script')[0]; s.parentNode.insertBefore(ga, s); })();  Sperm links, yoLil Oom’s FaceLil Oom’s AboutLil Oom’s Attractive WomenLil Oom’s Favorite GuysLil Oom’s Best PostsLil Oom’s Worst Postsmore linksLil Oom’s NetworkLil Oom’s BromanceLil Oom’s FandomLil Oom’s Answered QuestionsLil Oom’s Favorite PostsLil Oom’s FAQLil Oom’s VideosLil Oom’s Fan ArtLil Oom’s Future Reference PostsLil Oom’s Peaceful PostsLil Oom’s OpinionsLil Oom’s Favorite QuotesLil Oom’s NSFWLil Oom’s WallLil Oom’s TwitterLil Oom’s InstagramLil Oom’s Theme CreditIF YOU HAVE ANXIETY/DEPRESSION READ THISnick inbox masturbated here these lips aint just for aestheticsTumblr (3.0; @oomshi)http://oomshi.tumblr.com/rabioheab: only 90s kids remember the second world war <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rabioheab.tumblr.com/post/51030096251/only-90s-kids-remember-the-second-world-war" target="_blank">rabioheab</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>only 90s kids remember the second world war</p> </blockquote>http://oomshi.tumblr.com/post/51216774480http://oomshi.tumblr.com/post/51216774480Fri, 24 May 2013 06:29:07 -0400hipstertheory: hipstertheory: MY MOM FUCKING USED MY RAZOR TO SHAVE HER LEGS I AM SO BEYOND...<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hipstertheory.tumblr.com/post/47431546536/hipstertheory-my-mom-fucking-used-my-razor-to" target="_blank">hipstertheory</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hipstertheory.tumblr.com/post/47429421588/my-mom-fucking-used-my-razor-to-shave-her-legs" target="_blank">hipstertheory</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>MY MOM FUCKING USED MY RAZOR TO SHAVE HER LEGS</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/2f142c908148e6968bdd7537632c64ee/tumblr_inline_mkx2pmr1nP1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p>I AM SO BEYOND DISGUSTED RIGHT NOW</p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/336c7da7f4ec18c09e55e0dba08e8aa9/tumblr_inline_mkx41tSEtr1qz4rgp.png"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/dbf308fc860d02942d53eac7c2309c02/tumblr_inline_mkx429B34x1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> </blockquote>http://oomshi.tumblr.com/post/51216062271http://oomshi.tumblr.com/post/51216062271Fri, 24 May 2013 06:02:49 -0400thatsmoderatelyraven: only 90’s kids would remember iCarly <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thatsmoderatelyraven.tumblr.com/post/51029696382" target="_blank">thatsmoderatelyraven</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>only 90’s kids would remember iCarly</p> </blockquote>http://oomshi.tumblr.com/post/51215333417http://oomshi.tumblr.com/post/51215333417Fri, 24 May 2013 05:34:16 -0400snckpck: STOP BEING SCARED TO SEND THAT “HEY” MESSAGE TO YOUR CRUSH. WHO KNOWS, YOU COULD BE...<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://snckpck.tumblr.com/post/50883209638/stop-being-scared-to-send-that-hey-message-to" target="_blank">snckpck</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>STOP BEING SCARED TO SEND THAT “HEY” MESSAGE TO YOUR CRUSH. WHO KNOWS, YOU COULD BE KISSING THEM IN 2 WEEKS. YOU NEVER KNOW!! TAKE RISKS!!!</p> </blockquote>http://oomshi.tumblr.com/post/51214666577http://oomshi.tumblr.com/post/51214666577Fri, 24 May 2013 05:06:49 -0400ta-ble: wife of Souljaboy Tellem <img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/80371d3b6f4294fe2856cfab9b9e5d27/tumblr_mn5tbd2kZF1r03eaxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ta-ble.tumblr.com/post/51000548766" target="_blank">ta-ble</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>wife of Souljaboy Tellem</p> </blockquote>http://oomshi.tumblr.com/post/51213991042http://oomshi.tumblr.com/post/51213991042Fri, 24 May 2013 04:39:36 -0400Photo<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m439jvGkir1rrsy8zo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://oomshi.tumblr.com/post/51213273334http://oomshi.tumblr.com/post/51213273334Fri, 24 May 2013 04:12:02 -0400Photo<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d669d20b63f6eb30d7cf14f4d0b7f6d5/tumblr_mltsxkoZQn1r9rf16o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b631b2ed7120445d1f3fc00d3d48a55e/tumblr_mltsxkoZQn1r9rf16o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://oomshi.tumblr.com/post/51212524185http://oomshi.tumblr.com/post/51212524185Fri, 24 May 2013 03:44:46 -0400einsteinonacid: ineedtogetpaid: i thought LGBT was a sandwich Lettuce, Glitter, Bacon, Tomato? <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://einsteinonacid.tumblr.com/post/22382779050/ineedtogetpaid-i-thought-lgbt-was-a-sandwich" target="_blank">einsteinonacid</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ineedtogetpaid.tumblr.com/post/19657525105/i-thought-lgbt-was-a-sandwich" target="_blank">ineedtogetpaid</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i thought LGBT was a sandwich</p> </blockquote> <p>Lettuce, Glitter, Bacon, Tomato?</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3i5kzsoxj1qcacxx.gif"/></p> </blockquote>http://oomshi.tumblr.com/post/51211708429http://oomshi.tumblr.com/post/51211708429Fri, 24 May 2013 03:17:18 -0400urbancatfitters: hyperbole is my favorite literary device i use it like 600 times a day <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://urbancatfitters.tumblr.com/post/36045220351/hyperbole-is-my-favorite-literary-device-i-use-it" target="_blank">urbancatfitters</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>hyperbole is my favorite literary device i use it like 600 times a day</p> </blockquote>http://oomshi.tumblr.com/post/51210824207http://oomshi.tumblr.com/post/51210824207Fri, 24 May 2013 02:50:20 -0400yologna: people say when you eat chocolate you break out but i dont see how consuming a hersheys...<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://yologna.tumblr.com/post/51028795842" target="_blank">yologna</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>people say when you eat chocolate you break out but i dont see how consuming a hersheys bar is gonna get me out of jail</p> </blockquote>http://oomshi.tumblr.com/post/51209814501http://oomshi.tumblr.com/post/51209814501Fri, 24 May 2013 02:22:38 -0400niknak79: He’s tripping on acid <img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0d49d84577858f7c41e25fae4f5a9ab3/tumblr_mn55yqeEIa1ql2603o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://niknak79.tumblr.com/post/50983390091/hes-tripping-on-acid" target="_blank">niknak79</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>He’s tripping on acid</p> </blockquote>http://oomshi.tumblr.com/post/51208701523http://oomshi.tumblr.com/post/51208701523Fri, 24 May 2013 01:55:15 -0400getoffmybloghoe: The best snapchat I have ever gotten <img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d09e37cc43fa42b7fc20ccbe681a121a/tumblr_mn69wmbcdv1rkyzs6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://getoffmybloghoe.tumblr.com/post/51026530086/the-best-snapchat-i-have-ever-gotten" target="_blank">getoffmybloghoe</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>The best snapchat I have ever gotten</p> </blockquote>http://oomshi.tumblr.com/post/51207494626http://oomshi.tumblr.com/post/51207494626Fri, 24 May 2013 01:27:58 -0400cuteimpala: was born saying truuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu will die saying truuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cuteimpala.tumblr.com/post/51203752727/was-born-saying-truuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-will-die" target="_blank">cuteimpala</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>was born saying truuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu</p> <p>will die saying truuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu</p> </blockquote>http://oomshi.tumblr.com/post/51205697126http://oomshi.tumblr.com/post/51205697126Fri, 24 May 2013 00:51:57 -0400mslupin: hashbrows2: why the fuck did this get over 4 mil notes like this girl is gorgeous but...<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mslupin.tumblr.com/post/13228398219/nuggits2-nuggits2-wow-look-at-da-notes" target="_blank">mslupin</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://hashbrows2.tumblr.com" target="_blank">hashbrows2</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvt6y0HzlK1r3st0j.png"/></p> </blockquote> <p>why the fuck did this get over 4 mil notes like this girl is gorgeous but wtf</p> </blockquote>http://oomshi.tumblr.com/post/51205641844http://oomshi.tumblr.com/post/51205641844Fri, 24 May 2013 00:50:55 -0400petparent: Lms if u a tru fan<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f41660ac1269f6a51203fdb8611422d1/tumblr_mn9k9zNRHn1qb1b1ro1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://petparent.tumblr.com/post/51161115110/lms-if-u-a-tru-fan" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">petparent</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Lms if u a tru fan</p></blockquote>http://oomshi.tumblr.com/post/51204460339http://oomshi.tumblr.com/post/51204460339Fri, 24 May 2013 00:29:49 -0400shitroughdrafts: Fast & Furious 6, by Chris Morgan. 2013. <img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e24634c0747a560a652275c25143a011/tumblr_mn9xm67ZyG1s5k0eto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://shitroughdrafts.com/post/51181367806/fast-furious-6-by-chris-morgan-2013" target="_blank">shitroughdrafts</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><em><strong>Fast & Furious 6</strong></em>, by Chris Morgan. 2013.</p> </blockquote>http://oomshi.tumblr.com/post/51204240123http://oomshi.tumblr.com/post/51204240123Fri, 24 May 2013 00:26:02 -0400yourlocalcatbug: *comes up with a brilliant text post* *types it out and reads it* what the hell...<p><a href="http://yourlocalcatbug.tumblr.com/post/51203938206/comes-up-with-a-brilliant-text-post-types-it" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">yourlocalcatbug</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>*comes up with a brilliant text post* *types it out and reads it*</p> <p>what the hell was i thinking *close*</p></blockquote>http://oomshi.tumblr.com/post/51204011321http://oomshi.tumblr.com/post/51204011321Fri, 24 May 2013 00:22:07 -0400rupindah: tomorrow is gonNA BE THE BEST DAY EVER goodnight...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9c76a97191800ad253f740f338e4e507/tumblr_mnabzrnwD61s61dizo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rupindah.tumblr.com/post/51203831645/tomorrow-is-gonna-be-the-best-day-ever-goodnight" target="_blank">rupindah</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>tomorrow is gonNA BE THE BEST DAY EVER goodnight kids</p> </blockquote>http://oomshi.tumblr.com/post/51203855341http://oomshi.tumblr.com/post/51203855341Fri, 24 May 2013 00:19:29 -0400Seven Deadly Sins: 1) Lust 2) Gluttony 3) Not reblogging my selfies 4) Letting me get one note...<p>Seven Deadly Sins:</p> <p>1) Lust</p> <p>2) Gluttony</p> <p>3) Not reblogging my selfies</p> <p>4) Letting me get one note posts</p> <p>5) see #1&amp;2</p> <p>6) see #3</p> <p>7) see #4</p>http://oomshi.tumblr.com/post/51203812015http://oomshi.tumblr.com/post/51203812015Fri, 24 May 2013 00:18:44 -0400kushdrinker: billy kushdrinker appreciation post<p><a href="http://kushdrinker.tumblr.com/post/51203711351/billy-kushdrinker-appreciation-post" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">kushdrinker</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>billy kushdrinker appreciation post</p></blockquote>http://oomshi.tumblr.com/post/51203720481http://oomshi.tumblr.com/post/51203720481Fri, 24 May 2013 00:17:11 -0400