*approaches drug dealer*: i'll have 2 cocaines please
oh my god David I love you WHOS dAT CUTiE RiGht DUR
Anonymous asked: date me
Anonymous asked: omg you're the funniest person alive I THINK I LOVE YOU
andallyouneedislove asked: sooo your video just showed up on my dash. no idea how but youre a cutiepie. wuv you daveyy
The person i reblogged this from has a penis worth...
alley-willis replied to your post: srsly the only thing i have in my house is milk and potatos quit bitching. suc a c0ck
alley-willis said: Mashed potatoes and a glass of milk! Duuuuh! vincet13 said: bake baked potatoes and some warm milk. lol TF IS THIS SHIT