lesprisenpati:

hey

lesprisenpati:

hey

toyota:

@KimKardashian @Rihanna @Beyonce @Jay-z @Future @Ciara @KanyeWest .. hey friends..

my dream is to become a god

my friends invited me to their skype call & all theyre doing is dragging me like honestly nothing else who can i hire as a body guard

i have been called a hobbit so many times but guess what i get that ring & all your elf selves get stabbed by orcs lick my ass!!

"I’m surprised David hasn’t died yet"
-Lexi on skype ..

egberts:

hey so i don’t really want to do this but i’m desperate and i can’t really draw but like i could draw you a picture or write you a short story thing because i’m pretty good at writing something like commissions but the point here is i’m visiting my sister for the next couple weeks and she is…

i lov the word spunk

COMING TO A WALL NEAR YOU

iso200:

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Hey everyone! Today I opened up a society6 page where anyone can buy gallery quality (really nice) prints of my photos. You can also buy iPhone cases and other stuff. Anyways, these are all available in tons of sizes and even framed or on canvas. If there’s any photos that aren’t in the store that you’d like to see on a print then just let me know and I can make it happen! I’ve also added a handy button at the top of my blog that says “store” so that when you ignore this post and then realize later that you really really want to buy stuff from me then you can find it there. Thanks!

it is a sunday why is there a picture of a penis wearing sunglasses sipping a drink on my dash who do you people think you are

oreimo:

oomshi:

morgan freeman probably so tired of people asking him to speak

im tired of ur posts on my dash

listen up you iguana if you wanna fight show me your dick

morgan freeman probably so tired of people asking him to speak

I asked what Vanilla Ice was doing not what Iggy Alaska’s future job will be

I asked what Vanilla Ice was doing not what Iggy Alaska’s future job will be

flygoing:

oomshi:

onions are nasty pls keep them away from me also mosquitos

why do you want us to keep onions away from mosquitos?

arent you the one that fucked the hot pocket

onions are nasty pls keep them away from me also mosquitos


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